“Fifty percent of people won’t vote, and fifty percent don’t read newspapers. I hope it’s the same fifty percent.”
“I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.”
“He will lie even when it is inconvenient: the sign of the true artist.”
“In writing and politicking, it’s best not to think about it, just do it.”
“Never have children, only grandchildren.”
“Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.”
“In America, the race goes to the loud, the solemn, the hustler. If you think you’re a great writer, you must say that you are.”
“Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they’re scraping the top of the barrel.”
“There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.”
“Write something, even if it’s just a suicide note.”
“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.”
